NOW DAT YER GAY...

[Otomo Tenzi]

http://otomotenzi.homestead.com/files/GAYMIX.zip






D-D-D-D-Discuss... http://event.bb.prodigy.net/sm-shy.gif

[misterogyny]

!

THE GHEY MIX!!!

[Mageezer]

:?:I don't want to look at the site in fear that I'll see some guy plugging some other guys ass. What's at the link:?:

[misterogyny]

Originally posted by Mageezer
:?:I don't want to look at the site in fear that I'll see some guy plugging some other guys ass. What's at the link:?:

a MP3. JUSS GIT IT!

[Skullening]

Hey, they play this song down at the Cockpit all the time!

[Alicia]

You of all people would know.

[JRG]

wow.. i actually wanna dance with my hands going every witch way in the air...

[Alicia]

It makes me wanna dry hump floor tiles.

[Skullening]

Hey guys!
\
http://www.gay.com/images/personals/pictures/a7/ba/28e7f6-0-cb4c-0-main.jpg

[PoisonSoda]

Do you have a webcam handy? (That was aimed at Alicia, not Skullneig)

[Andy]

I'm as serious as 'Rhythm is the Dancer" when I ask: what song is it? Can't be bothered to download.

[Skullening]

According to Winamp it is "Double You - Megamix"

[Punchinello]

It's a mix of several songs that are, well, you know, gay!

[Alicia]

Originally posted by PoisonSoda
Do you have a webcam handy? (That was aimed at Alicia, not Skullneig)

Yeah mine's always sitting around.

[Andy]

So no "Fog on the Tyne" then?

[Skullening]

Oh.. I see..

*puts webcam back in storage for another 6 months*

[PoisonSoda]

Do I get some tile humping action then?!

[Alicia]

Well if my digital camera had batteries, you definitely would.. Now it would only be carpet humping (NO PUN).

[PoisonSoda]

Ok, I guess Skullning can handle the tile humping with his cam then. Hooray for simultaneous floor humping.

[Alicia]

!!! I agree!!

[Andy]

I've never used my web cam. Incidently I'm a wide eyed tentacle loving school girl.

[Alicia]

Don't let Neil hear you say that.

[PoisonSoda]

There IS a God!

[Otomo Tenzi]

Originally posted by J-Man
wow.. i actually wanna dance with my hands going every witch way in the air...






...OH-NO!!! http://event.bb.prodigy.net/sm-eek.gif

[Alicia]

I wanna do GAY-ASS dance moves in my lush living room with young little boys like Skullening.

[PoisonSoda]

You mean that wasn't your goal in the first place?

[Mageezer]

Reminds me of the Sonic theme. They lyrics kinda suck, but this is a Grade-A toe tapper! Very gay, I gotta give it that. :sweat

[Skullening]

Hey, those "little boys" are part of my youth group ok? Nothing wrong with them staying the night and spending a little time with Uncle Skullening..

[JRG]

do you give em candy..

[Alicia]

Youth group leaders and youth ministers such as yourself shouldn't have closets full of Junior Speedos for them to wear in your backyard lake swimming lessions though.

[PoisonSoda]

I can just imagine... Do they run around naked and hand feed you grapes?

[Andy]

Originally posted by Alicia
Don't let Neil hear you say that.

It's OK. Neil knows that none of the tentacles are ever harmed and are monitored by the tentacle wellfare association.

[Otomo Tenzi]

Herk, herk, herk... :supergrin

[Skullening]

My attorney has advised me not to speak any further on this matter. Thank you.

*walks away briskly*

[Mageezer]

Do you tape the children's "activities"? Because if you do, I'm willing to pay top dollar...:supergrin

[Alicia]

So is boysplitter from what I hear.

[Otomo Tenzi]

...... http://event.bb.prodigy.net/sm-shy.gif

[Alicia]

Definitely the kid in the SHITMASTER!

[PoisonSoda]

I wonder if Otomo has that on Fanfiction.net

[Alicia]

He should.. If you can have this (http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=480537) then SHITMASTER should definitely be there.

[boysplitter]

Originally posted by Alicia
So is boysplitter from what I hear.

N-N-NO COMMENT!:s2hy:

[Otomo Tenzi]

...... :supergrin

[Otomo Tenzi]

...... :spooge

[Punchinello]

That one was featured in the Shitmaster saga.

[Otomo Tenzi]

...... :spoogeX10

[Otomo Tenzi]

( Detectz Holden on hiz Lambo's dash-mounted gay-dar. )






S-S-S-S-Shit... http://event.bb.prodigy.net/sm-eek.gif



...H-H-H-H-Holden, DON'T CUM INHERE!!!

[Mageezer]

:?: What the hell was that last post about :?:

...hey look! A jelly bean. :rolleyes Mmmmmm...:supergrin

[novaSphere]

SO...MUCH...YELLOW

[Otomo Tenzi]

N-N-N-N-No sir, U juss don't understand... http://event.bb.prodigy.net/sm-eek.gif



...I KNOW Holden.

He won't like ceein' t-t-t-t-theze kindza thingz...

[Otomo Tenzi]

...Herk, pug-nozed!!! :supergrin

[Otomo Tenzi]

http://otomotenzi.homestead.com/files/BOYSPLITTER.JPG
BOYSPLITTER Draught Lager (TM)... http://event.bb.prodigy.net/sm-shy.gif
...Trinken Sie es und Sie wünschen gehen FICKEN einige Jungen!!!

[Mageezer]

wha? :sweat

[Otomo Tenzi]

Herk, wir sprechen manchmal Deutsches in hier... http://event.bb.prodigy.net/sm-shy.gif



...Yeargh, yeargh.

[Fro Boy11]

LOL!...............gay....................LOL!

[Otomo Tenzi]

It's alraight, U'll git used 2 it inhere after awhile... http://event.bb.prodigy.net/sm-shy.gif

[CEO of Dragon Punches]

http://www.highervoltage.net/mb/attachment.php?s=&postid=40193

[novaSphere]

I think that says "Boyplitter", not Boysplitter.

[CEO of Dragon Punches]

you'd think that, but you'd be wrong


<dashes off into the distance>

[Otomo Tenzi]

...WHOA-HOE!!! :supergrin



M-M-M-M-Maybe it's time fer me 2 switch beerz...

[Otomo Tenzi]

( Suddenly gitz HIGH offa somethin'. )






...John, R U listenin' 2 me??!!! http://event.bb.prodigy.net/sm-eek.gif

[McGuirk]

Originally posted by Otomo Tenzi
( Suddenly gitz HIGH offa somethin'. )






...John, R U listenin' 2 me??!!! http://event.bb.prodigy.net/sm-eek.gif






-like a deer in headlights-

Uhhh....wha?

[Otomo Tenzi]

...D-D-D-D-Darkpriest, where U at??!!! :supergrin

[DarkPriest]

Originally posted by Otomo Tenzi
...D-D-D-D-Darkpriest, where U at??!!! :supergrin



D-D-D-D-Dude!!! I'm right here what do you need?:confused:

[Otomo Tenzi]

Originally posted by Darkpriest




D-D-D-D-Dude!!! I'm right here what do you need?:confused:






A-A-A-A-Ah, yer here gorgeouz... :supergrin



...There iz GAYNESS (http://www.eurodancehits.com/joee/joee5.ram) in da air tonite; can't ya juss FEEL it??!!!



Herk, herk, herk...

[DarkPriest]

I'm not going to DL that movie for fear of searing my retinas with a sight so horrible my kids would feel it. If I were to have any that is.:dead

[Otomo Tenzi]

Originally posted by Darkpriest
I'm not going to DL that movie for fear of searing my retinas with a sight so horrible my kids would feel it. If I were to have any that is.:dead






...Ya CAN'T; yer a MAN!!! :supergrin



Herk, herk, herk...

[Kadosho]

Clamp sure has OT on a heartstring =D

[DarkPriest]

Otomo: Are you just trying to get all the gay outta your system in this thread or something?


Herk herk:supergrin

[Strangeone]

Originally posted by Darkpriest
Otomo: Are you just trying to get all the gay outta your system in this thread or something?


Herk herk:supergrin

Even the strongest must find a place to vent. Either that or OT's gone too long without a Guiness.

[DarkPriest]

Originally posted by Strangeone


Even the strongest must find a place to vent. Either that or OT's gone too long without a Guiness.



That was the next thing I probably would've thought of.

[TODE]

Originally posted by PoisonSoda
I wonder if Otomo has that on Fanfiction.net The thing is, it isn't a "fan fiction" by definition... Otomo told me that SHITMASTER isn't really based on or a tribute to any kind of anime or manga.

[EvilNeil]

So it's up to us to write SHITMASTER tribute fiction.

You go first.

[Otomo Tenzi]

Good point, Neil... http://event.bb.prodigy.net/sm-shy.gif



...Dat bringz up a question I'd been wantin' 2 ask ya fer agez.

When I start mah next Shitmaster story, I'll host mah own picz 'n muzik...

...B-B-B-B-But, how will I be able 2 do so in an episode-by-episode basis when da message text limit in here iz only like 10,000 werdz??!!!

Ya C, I'll need 2 choreograph da picz, text, narrationz, 'n muzik in a certain sequence...



...Could we be able 2 werk somethin' out later??!!!

[TODE]

Shitmaster slash-fiction, gang!

The Shitmaster drove his yellow Lambo down the street one day when came upon a school he had never seen before. He sees a kid on the playground.

"Herk! W-W-W-W-What's yer name?"

"Ash Ketchum! I collect Pokemon!"

".....take off all your clothes. :s2hy: "

"Pikachu! Save me!"

"Pi~kaaaa~!"

The Shitmaster grabbed the electic rodent before he could cause any harm.

"This thing gives me the SHITZ!"

TO BE CONTINUED

:sweat

[Otomo Tenzi]

...TODE, U muss be a HARDCORE Shitmaster fan!!! :supergrin

[TODE]

I've sent letters to every major American TV station asking for this beautiful story of man-boy love to be made, preferably live-action. I used a totally random alias, so here's hoping there really isn't someone in Essex named Neil Ross.

[DarkPriest]

I can already see a twisted version of pikachu being substituted for the original rodent for gerbal night at the ghey bar.

[TODE]

Yeah, see how easy it is to do this? That "chapter" was something I just made up as I went.

[DarkPriest]

What can I say TODE? you're a genious.

[TODE]

CHAPTER 2

Holding the Pikachu in his large, manly hands, the Shitmaster suddenly felt serene. The mouse was very soft to the touch but also had a firmness about it. The electical current vibrated in his hands with a pleasure that he had never known before.

"..... I need to borrow this. :s2hy:"

TO BE CONTINUED

[Hibiki]

"Now that I'm gay?

I've always been gay.... where have you been?

[.[db].]

i used to listen to the orginial song when i was a kid ... lol... wheres the rest of yo s-s-shitmazta beats Otomo

[DarkPriest]

Originally posted by Tigard's Own Dr. Evil
CHAPTER 2

Holding the Pikachu in his large, manly hands, the Shitmaster suddenly felt serene. The mouse was very soft to the touch but also had a firmness about it. The electical current vibrated in his hands with a pleasure that he had never known before.

"..... I need to borrow this. :s2hy:"

TO BE CONTINUED



This is priceless TODE. (waiting in suspense for the next chapter)

[CEO of Dragon Punches]

Originally posted by Hibiki
"Now that I'm gay?

I've always been gay.... where have you been?

then why are you not naked with a hot friend taking pictures?

HMM?

i rest my case, your witness.

[TODE]

Originally posted by Darkpriest
(waiting in suspense for the next chapter) Anything further than this, I might go to jail.:bigtran

[DarkPriest]

Awwww c'mon TODE I'm counting on you. Don't let me down fellow Niggit.:supergrin

[TODE]

CHAPTER 3

"PI~KAAAA-*muffled*"

".....:s2hy:"

TO BE CONTINUED

[Hibiki]

Originally posted by Tweak


then why are you not naked with a hot friend taking pictures?

HMM?

i rest my case, your witness.

Who says I'm not?

I mean it's not like I'm going to post them up or anything so why wouldn't I?

[CEO of Dragon Punches]

Originally posted by Hibiki


Who says I'm not?

I mean it's not like I'm going to post them up or anything so why wouldn't I?

i've underlined the problem for you

i mean, you obviously want to.
why else would you yell from the mountain tops, "I AM A LESBIAN!"

either that, or you are a liar. lesbian my foot

[Bitoku Kishi]

Originally posted by Tweak

i've underlined the problem for you
i mean, you obviously want to.
why else would you yell from the mountain tops, "I AM A LESBIAN!"
either that, or you are a liar. lesbian my foot
Uh-oh, Tweak's gettin' himself into trouble again... <ducks and covers>

[Hibiki]

Originally posted by Tweak


i've underlined the problem for you

i mean, you obviously want to.
why else would you yell from the mountain tops, "I AM A LESBIAN!"

either that, or you are a liar. lesbian my foot

I could really care less if you believe me or not! *gives a huge sweet smile* I know the truth and so do the friends that count and that's all that matters to me! *gives another huge smile*

[CEO of Dragon Punches]

<waves fist>

damn you and your bag of mysteries!

damn you!

we'll meet again hibiki, mark my word, we shall meet again.

[Strangeone]

Originally posted by Tweak
<waves fist>

damn you and your bag of mysteries!

damn you!

we'll meet again hibiki, mark my word, we shall meet again.

Very clever, Dr. Claw. Now explain to me why you're too inept to catch a bumbling cyborg detective.

[DarkPriest]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA:supergrin




Sorry.:shy

[.[db].]

OT make some kick ass beats plzthnzbyehuggles

[TODE]

CHAPTER 4

http://home.netvigator.com/~nevin/model/material/vaseline.jpg

THE END

[Mageezer]

Vaseline rulez!!! Great for chapped lips. It's a great lube too...:sweat

[DarkPriest]

Originally posted by Tigard's Own Dr. Evil
CHAPTER 4

http://home.netvigator.com/~nevin/model/material/vaseline.jpg

THE END



Wow what an insane plot twist! I never saw it coming really.:supergrin

[Alicia]

Vaseline = too greasy. Try Marshmallow Fluff.

[DarkPriest]

Originally posted by Alicia
Vaseline = too greasy. Try Marshmallow Fluff.




But then that would be mixing food and sex and we all know that's wrong.:shy

[CEO of Dragon Punches]

this is oatmeal girl you are talking to here

[DarkPriest]

Originally posted by Tweak
this is oatmeal girl you are talking to here



That's the only thing that disgusts me about her.

[Kadosho]

Now this had been a very weird day now hasnt it?

[CEO of Dragon Punches]

Originally posted by Darkpriest




That's the only thing that disgusts me about her.

then you don't wanna know about the ginsu's either

[DarkPriest]

Originally posted by Tweak


then you don't wanna know about the ginsu's either


Actually you've peaked my interest. Do tell.

[CEO of Dragon Punches]

i leave the floor to alicia

[redranger]

http://www.icq.com/images/download/2002a/download_button_lg3.gif

[DarkPriest]

Whoopse sorry Red. :(

[boing!!]

wow Otto! what an appropriate thread title! congrats thread title king! :bigtran

[Otomo Tenzi]

( Wavez 2 Boing. )






Herk, herk, herk... :supergrin



...Grazie, il buon fratello!!!

[EvilNeil]

Originally posted by redranger
http://www.icq.com/images/download/2002a/download_button_lg3.gif
Hahaha. (saves for future use)

[boing!!]

Originally posted by Otomo Tenzi
( Wavez 2 Boing. )






Herk, herk, herk... :supergrin



...Grazie, il buon fratello!!!

Whoot Whoot Otto! Neil is my father

[Otomo Tenzi]

Originally posted by boing!!


Whoot Whoot Otto! Neil is my father






...MAMA-PUTA!!! http://event.bb.prodigy.net/sm-eek.gif



Q-Q-Q-Q-Quel genere di colloquio mi dà le MERDE...

[Otomo Tenzi]

Originally posted by Skullening
Hey, they play this song down at the Cockpit all the time!






...P-P-P-P-Perhapz it's time 2 STOP goin' there!!! :supergrin



Herk, herk, herk...

[Mags]

Originally posted by Otomo Tenzi
Q-Q-Q-Q-Quel genere di colloquio mi dà le MERDE...

What does this mean? I know quel means "what" and le merde means "the shit", but I suck at foreign(sp?) languages (any other language than english).

[Otomo Tenzi]

Originally posted by GenocideS3


What does this mean? I know quel means "what" and le merde means "the shit", but I suck at foreign(sp?) languages (any other language than english).






I-I-I-I-I'm sorry, sir... http://event.bb.prodigy.net/sm-shy.gif



...Mah Italian iz also H-H-H-H-HARRIBLE!!!