BATTLE RAPER...

[Otomo Tenzi]

http://otomotenzi.homestead.com/files/BATTLE_RAPER.JPG
Battle Raper






...We did it, Neil!!! :supergrin



J-J-J-J-Jay, pleaze C 2 it dat Holden gitz hooked-up wit dis here game along wit dat nu Gundamn game dat he asked fer da other day...

...He'll be needin' at least 64MB of RAM, 1.25 GB of free HD space, 'n Direct 3D on hiz comp 2 run Battle Raper.

I s-s-s-s-still need 2 order 1 more piece fer N-N-N-N-Neil next week...

...Herk, it's 'bout time we FUCK dreamin' 'bout dis game 'n start PLAYIN'!!!



D-D-D-D-Discuss... http://event.bb.prodigy.net/sm-shy.gif






*Dis here thread haz been powered by MEMOREX*

[EvilNeil]

Oh my. Thanks OT. This'll be a great addition to the review archives. :D

[Otomo Tenzi]

...YEEEAAARRRGGGHHH!!!!!! :supergrin

[Garou]

!!!! WOW!
you guys work Fast!

[JRG]

Hey Otomo.. just how many people do you work with to get the games and such.

[McGuirk]

SHIT!

Over 1 gig for that thing?!

[misterogyny]

OH MY GOD.

Otomo, I WANT this. If you can get more pieces... DO SO!

[CEO of Dragon Punches]

so how does a niggit like myself grab a hold of this here game?

[boysplitter]

I've been looking for this game!

I need to play it.:supergrin

[Frietstof]

Since I won't ever have the pleasure of playing this, I demand tons of screenshots :D

[Mageezer]

How can I play!? Where can I find!? RAPE RAPE RAPE! WAHOO!!! :supergrin

[EvilNeil]

Yes, well....

Oh dear.

[Otomo Tenzi]

Originally posted by Frietstof
Since I won't ever have the pleasure of playing this, I demand tons of screenshots :D






Herk, perhapz Neil should take xtra-special note of dis in hiz upcummin' review... http://event.bb.prodigy.net/sm-shy.gif



...In da meantime, I'm juss gonna try 2 order more piecez fer da niggitz.

[Otomo Tenzi]

Originally posted by Tenmiles
someone up it to an ftp....






Shure, I'll let mah niggitz handle dat... http://event.bb.prodigy.net/sm-shy.gif



...What toolz/connectionz R required??!!!

[Peanut]

hey get an AIM account so i can send YOU some games OT!

[Otomo Tenzi]

Originally posted by Kaiser
hey get an AIM account so i can send YOU some games OT!






I'm s-s-s-s-sorry Kaizer, we DO NOT condone piracy inhere at HerV... :supergrin

[Lesbien]

so whats this game aboot, how does it look???

[Otomo Tenzi]

Originally posted by Tenmiles
hell...pretty much anything






...I-I-I-I-Iz there anythin' dat can be used 2 compress it down befer mah niggitz upload it??!!! http://event.bb.prodigy.net/sm-shy.gif



Cuz, 1.25 GB may ceem like alot 2 some niggitz wit slower connectionz...

[Otomo Tenzi]

Originally posted by Tenmiles
how many cds is this thing? It takes up 1.5 gigs with the install? the cd shouldnt be more then 650 megs.if its one cd, just rip an standard ISO and then compress it with winrar/ace/zip whichever suites you.






Yeargh, it's on 2 discz... http://event.bb.prodigy.net/sm-shy.gif



...D-D-D-D-Da 1st disc iz 673 MB, 'n da 2nd disc iz 455 MB.

Both discz R required fer da install...

...Da 2nd disc also actz as a CD key 'n muss be inserted befer U can p-p-p-p-play da game on yer comp.

[Otomo Tenzi]

Originally posted by Tenmiles
hrm....any copy protection? it burns alright straight from the source?






Dis I really dunno... http://event.bb.prodigy.net/sm-shy.gif



...I juss order it directly from mah wholesellerz as it iz.

They juss told me dat dis version waz powered by MEMOREX...

[Fenix]

Damn, a brotha needs a copy o' that.

-F.

[Blitzkrieg]

May I request a copy too, my leige? :shy

[teh funneh = none]

HA HA HA RAPE IS FUNNY TYSON WAS A RAPIST HE IS FUNNY TO HE IS BOXING RAPIST HAR HAR HAR THEN HE GOT RAPED BY LEWIS HAR HAR HAR HE GO TO HELL AND HE DIES.

[misterogyny]

Originally posted by GPTurismo
HA HA HA RAPE IS FUNNY TYSON WAS A RAPIST HE IS FUNNY TO HE IS BOXING RAPIST HAR HAR HAR THEN HE GOT RAPED BY LEWIS HAR HAR HAR HE GO TO HELL AND HE DIES.

*laughs, takes a bong hit, and dies, in that order.*

[DarkPriest]

Originally posted by AJ 187


*laughs, takes a bong hit, and dies, in that order.*




Proof that weed DOES kill.:supergrin

[Mageezer]

Where can I get this game!? Me want!! Me want! :supergrin

[Punchinello]

So essentially, any newbie just fresh to HerV, can ask for free games from Otomo, and then not really play it all that much when they get it, then just forget they have it, and then one day just stop going to HerV because the "funny" ran out (once they sapped it all out like the vampires they are) and leave us unfulfilled empty husks of internet hilarity?

OH! But this game has RAPE in it. Okay, my bad!

[teh funneh = none]

Shut up >:|

[JRG]

Personally, I would rather wait for the reviews before getting it.

[kyouki]

Yes, J-man is right. There is a very small chance that this game could be terrible. I mean, it's not like they threw the rape in to make it good, or anything.

[EvilNeil]

From the video, it seemed to fit that classic review cliché "solid, but uninspired"...

We'll see.

[Otomo Tenzi]

...N-N-N-N-Neil, yer piece haz juss been sent out today!!! http://event.bb.prodigy.net/sm-shy.gif

[Andy]

When Otomo sends you a game in the mail does it come with a letter or is it just a mysterious unmarked package.

[EvilNeil]

Awesome, thanks again.

[EvilNeil]

Ryo: His last-but-one package came with a little handwritten note. I kept it, to put it in with the rest of my Otomo Tenzi memorabilia.

[Andy]

W-W-W-WAS IT WRITTEN OTOMO STILE?

[DarkPriest]

Originally posted by EvilNeil
Ryo: His last-but-one package came with a little handwritten note. I kept it, to put it in with the rest of my Otomo Tenzi memorabilia.



What! No Guiness!?!?!?

[Otomo Tenzi]

Herk, bettar tell him what's INNIT, Neil... :supergrin

[EvilNeil]

Originally posted by Ryo
W-W-W-WAS IT WRITTEN OTOMO STILE?
Yes, it was.

The return address is even addressed to "Otomo Tenzi" ...

[Andy]

That's so cool! Otomo - you must send me a game!

[Otomo Tenzi]

Originally posted by Ryo
That's so cool! Otomo - you must send me a game!






I would like 2 hook-up EVERYBODY inhere if I COULD... http://event.bb.prodigy.net/sm-shy.gif



...B-B-B-B-But, there ain't ever enuff time or mailin' suppliez!!!

[DarkPriest]

The only thing I'd ever want from anyone here is the GGX 5 minute DVD anime video. I can't find it anywhere. :(



Also I wouldn't mind seein that disc that Punchi said he was gonna mail out to me someday. :)

[Cherrn]

Originally posted by Darkpriest
The only thing I'd ever want from anyone here is the GGX 5 minute DVD anime video. I can't find it anywhere. :(


Amen... I've seen it on eBay a couple of times, but it's hella-expensive.
I'd also like the GGXX OST, but I'll prolly buy it when it's released.

[DarkPriest]

I personally refuse to deal with eGay at all. Nothing is worth getting on there.......:sweat

[Otomo Tenzi]

Originally posted by Darkpriest
I personally refuse to deal with eGay at all. Nothing is worth getting on there.......:sweat






...Da werst thing dat could happen iz when a bidder payz a SUPER-ULTRA-MEGA high praice fer a certain item dat he/she won 'n then NEVER git da item sent 2 'em at all or hear from da seller ever again. :confused:



I hate it when they git people GYPPED, 'n then STIFFED like dat...



...It juss ain't honezt buziness.

[DarkPriest]

That's exactly one reason I wont deal with them. The other is that most of the supposed "ultra rare" stuff there is on their isn't that rare in the first place and is WAAAAYYY over priced beyond reasonable costs.

[Otomo Tenzi]

Sometimez, they don't even have da item dat they claim in da 1st place... :confused:



...False advertizement iz 1 of da wayz how them conmen/skammerz be misleadin' people.

[misterogyny]

Originally posted by Otomo Tenzi

...False advertizement iz 1 of da wayz how them conmen/skammerz be misleadin' people.

Like "Instant Kills"...

they don't KILL anyone!

[DarkPriest]

Yeah it's complete bullshit, the whole damn buisiness is crooked in my opinion.

[DarkPriest]

Originally posted by AJ 187


Like "Instant Kills"...

they don't KILL anyone!




It's because they aren't instant kill moves they are "Destroy" moves which crush your opponant for one round, repeat 1!

[Otomo Tenzi]

Case-in-point, niggitz... http://event.bb.prodigy.net/sm-shy.gif



...L-L-L-L-Lookit dis here potential skammer:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1358018854



Yeargh, now all we gotta do iz juss sit back 'n watch da CIRCUZ-CLOWNZ go fer it...

[kyouki]

Originally posted by EvilNeil
From the video, it seemed to fit that classic review cliché "solid, but uninspired"...

We'll see.

It very well could be described as "a mixed bag."

[CEO of Dragon Punches]

hey i actually played GGX today, boysplitter basically shoved the controller into my hands with a gun to my head. (ok, no gun)

but yea, game = gay.

guilty gay x

now i understand! and will never touch my copy!

[DarkPriest]

Will somebody please kill Tweak?

[Strat]

Will changing his name/avatar/custom title into a gay reference do?

[CEO of Dragon Punches]

hey, you like GGX fine.

i just think its a pretty horrible game.

gay.

[DarkPriest]

Originally posted by Strat
Will changing his name/avatar/custom title into a gay reference do?



That'd be fine.....

[McGuirk]

Originally posted by Darkpriest
Will somebody please kill Tweak?

It's understandable to pick on Tweak (to a point), but you need to understand something.

GGX IS HERVs BITCH.


This is coming from a guy who hasn't played GGX (yet), but it's true. Things like GGX and SRK.com don't exactly get high praise...probably never will, either.

That's just the way it is...some things will never chaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnngeee....

[DarkPriest]

Originally posted by John McGuirk


It's understandable to pick on Tweak (to a point), but you need to understand something.

GGX IS HERVs BITCH.


This is coming from a guy who hasn't played GGX (yet), but it's true. Things like GGX and SRK.com don't exactly get high praise...probably never will, either.

That's just the way it is...some things will never chaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnngeee....


I know that I was just playin around silly.:shy

[McGuirk]

Originally posted by Darkpriest



I know that I was just playin around silly.:shy :sweat

ALL THAT WASTED EFFORT FOR NOTHING!

Once I get a PS2 (it might even be by next week...), I do wanna try GGX. I've been trying to get my friend to rent it, but he's hopped up on Medal of Honor, or whatever WW2 game it is that EA makes.

[DarkPriest]

Originally posted by John McGuirk
:sweat

ALL THAT WASTED EFFORT FOR NOTHING!

Once I get a PS2 (it might even be by next week...), I do wanna try GGX. I've been trying to get my friend to rent it, but he's hopped up on Medal of Honor, or whatever WW2 game it is that EA makes.



LOL Sorry.

But anyways it's a pretty good change from all this Capcom/SNK stchuff just make sure and give it a chance and not just play ten minutes of it like everyone else in here and dismiss it as gay since it's obviously to hard....:rolleyes:

[EvilNeil]

I didn't mind it actually, even more so when I played the PS2 version.

[DarkPriest]

Originally posted by EvilNeil
I didn't mind it actually, even more so when I played the PS2 version.



And to think I thought I already loved you too much Neil.:shy

[Otomo Tenzi]

( Checkz on dat there auction at Egay. )






H-H-H-H-HOE-ASS-BITCHEZ... :supergrin



...I can't believe they're actually goin' fer it!!!

[Otomo Tenzi]

( Readz da message board section fer Battle Raper at GayFagz.cum. )






...S-S-S-S-Some faggit wrote:



"Wow, what a name... No clue what this is, just saw the name and had to post."






...FUCK U, 'N FUCK ALL OF YER KIND, BITCH!!! http://event.bb.prodigy.net/sm-mad.gif



DIE onnit...

[Mageezer]

Originally posted by AJ 187


*laughs, takes a bong hit, and dies, in that order.*

That was the funniest sentence I've ever read in my life. My chair fell backwards, my discman was flung across the room (I was wearing headphones) and my cat, scared shitless, went running into the other room.

[EvilNeil]

Otomo ... take it easy. GameFAQs is a hive of scum and villainy, it's to be expected.

[DarkPriest]

Originally posted by EvilNeil
Otomo ... take it easy. GameFAQs is a hive of scum and villainy, it's to be expected.



Yeargh and to think that I brave going in there all the time.:shy

[Mageezer]

What genre is BR?

[Tenmiles]

fighting/hentai game in the same vein as variable geo, or Metal & Lace...

[Otomo Tenzi]

Originally posted by EvilNeil
Otomo ... take it easy. GameFAQs is a hive of scum and villainy, it's to be expected.






Thanx fer yer concern, Neil... http://event.bb.prodigy.net/sm-shy.gif



...D-D-D-D-Dat there faggit sounded like he waz bein' CORN-HOLED or somethin' when he said dat.

Maybe them faggitz even licked hiz ass CLEAN after they finished FUCKIN' it...

[Mageezer]

Originally posted by Tenmiles
what color is your cat?

I think black and gray with a little brown.

[Mastermind]

why cant more games like BR come out.

[Otomo Tenzi]

Originally posted by Darkpriest




Yeargh and to think that I brave going in there all the time.:shy






...N-N-N-N-Now ain't dat FUCKIN' RAIGHT??!!! :supergrin



It's such a... such a SHIT-FUCK!!!

[dj_panda]

My house aint yurs but yurs is mine....... AND SO ARE YOUR GAMES

FUCK

[DarkPriest]

Originally posted by Otomo Tenzi







...N-N-N-N-Now ain't dat FUCKIN' RAIGHT??!!! :supergrin



It's such a... such a SHIT-FUCK!!!


Yeah I couldn't have put it better my self "Oh Niggit Supreme".:shy

[Mageezer]

Besides eBay where can you buy copies of BR? and what systems can you buy copies for?

[DarkPriest]

Originally posted by Mageezer
Besides eBay where can you buy copies of BR? and what systems can you buy copies for?


Uhhh I think it's only on PC but I could be wrong.

[Otomo Tenzi]

S-S-S-S-Speakin' of Egay; U can juss buy it from dis here SHIT-FUCKER if U DARE... http://event.bb.prodigy.net/sm-shy.gif



SHIT-FUCK1: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1543044987

SHIT-FUCK2: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1543045039



...I-I-I-I-If somethin' goez wrong, don't say I didn't try 2 WARN ya!!! :supergrin

[Otomo Tenzi]

Yeargh, I bet Tenmilez maight be onta some HELLA-BETTAR sourcez than he doez... http://event.bb.prodigy.net/sm-shy.gif



...I noticed dat da same SHIT-FUCKER on Egay managed 2 push 6 piecez of Battle Raper.

Dunno if he's really puttin' hiz MONEY where hiz MOUTH is tho...

[Mastermind]

do any body know where 2 get dis game besides eGAY

[Otomo Tenzi]

Originally posted by Mastermind
do any body know where 2 get dis game besides eGAY






No sir, I don't think U were listenin' 2 me... http://event.bb.prodigy.net/sm-shy.gif

[McGuirk]

I feel that I must step-up to the leader of the niggitz and ask what's wrong with buying from eBay? Yes there's lots of scam artists (I got raped for 20 bucks in an NES game lot auction). These guys have good feedback, the auctions dont seem to be for CD-R's...if I wanted this game, I would buy it from them.

Go easy on me.

[Mastermind]

And be "cheated" again

[McGuirk]

Originally posted by Tenmiles
hmm.. It's a cd-r
Read the fucking description and check his other auctions.

Wow, what hostility directed towards me on this, the day of my birth. :confused:

The last two links OT posted don't say it's a CDR...it says they'll throw in what (probably) is a 4000 image CD of hentai.

Then again, it also doesn't mention if it comes with case/box/manual.

Sheesh, fuck you guys ain't eatin my cake....

[Otomo Tenzi]

Alraight John, no beef here... http://event.bb.prodigy.net/sm-shy.gif



...Happy Birthday!!!

[McGuirk]

Originally posted by Otomo Tenzi
Alraight John, no beef here... http://event.bb.prodigy.net/sm-shy.gif



...Happy Birthday!!!

It's cool man, I just wanted to know what was goin on...I've seen auctions for things like Capcom vs SNK 2 for DC that say no manual or case, or ships in a CD sleeve...those are dead giveaways...anyway if the CDs this guy is selling are fake (the price seems a little low to me, they could be), that's against eBay's piracy policy so you could be stiffed 20 bucks and be caught in so much red tape to get it back.

Hell if I know. I did get cheated on an auction for Fatal Fury 3 for PC, I got a burned version with a few other games...why burn a game you can get at KB toys for 5 bucks?


-waits for the cake-

[EvilNeil]

I've bought loads of rare/impossible to obtain (for me, anyway) stuff over eBay and never had a problem, I guess it just depends on luck and your outlook on this sort of thing.

[Otomo Tenzi]

Well, I used 2 be a pusher on Egay fer yearz... http://event.bb.prodigy.net/sm-shy.gif



...S-S-S-S-So, believe me; I've ceen juss 'bout everthin'.

All kindza crooked-ass-pusherz, dead-beat bidderz, con-men, skammerz, 'n stifferz have cum 'n gone raight befer mah very eyez...

...B-B-B-B-But, dat waz then; dis iz now.

Fergit it, I don't juss wanna talk 'bout it anymore...



...J-J-J-J-John, pleaze gimme some 'o dat there cake of yerz!!! :supergrin

[McGuirk]

Originally posted by Otomo Tenzi
Well, I used 2 be a pusher on Egay fer yearz... http://event.bb.prodigy.net/sm-shy.gif



...S-S-S-S-So, believe me; I've ceen juss 'bout everthin'.

All kindza crooked-ass-pusherz, dead-beat bidderz, con-men, skammerz, 'n stifferz have cum 'n gone raight befer mah very eyez...

...B-B-B-B-But, dat waz then; dis iz now.

Fergit it, I don't juss wanna talk 'bout it anymore...



...J-J-J-J-John, pleaze gimme some 'o dat there cake of yerz!!! :supergrin

Chocolate icing with a yellow smiley face on it, vanilla cake with chocolate filling...waiting for my friend to get here so we can eat this thing...

Yes I am a deadbeat bidder! My first auction I won was for Zelda for Game Boy, I skipped out on it cause i got it brand new at KB for cheaper...that -1 feedback rating scarred me for life. :bigtran

[DarkPriest]

Don't worry Otomo, memories of the past are often unpleasant.:shy

[Otomo Tenzi]

Originally posted by Darkpriest
Don't worry Otomo, memories of the past are often unpleasant.:shy






Herk, herk, herk... :supergrin



...G-G-G-G-Give dat niggit a piece 'o cake!!!

[McGuirk]

Originally posted by Otomo Tenzi







Herk, herk, herk... :supergrin



...G-G-G-G-Give dat niggit a piece 'o cake!!!

-cake-

[DarkPriest]

Thanx John. :) Oh and Otomo to.

[Otomo Tenzi]

Wait, wait, I remember dat at least 1 of da niggitz inhere knewd of a website dat letz U order some hard-2-find H-gamez 'n anime online... http://event.bb.prodigy.net/sm-shy.gif



...Herk, which site wazzit??!!!

[Otomo Tenzi]

( Gropez 'round on da net. )






...A-A-A-A-Ah, theze Cali-based MUTHA-FUCKAZ raight here ceem 2 have Battle Raper instock 'n ONSALE fer only $81.00 USD!!! :supergrin



http://shop.himeya.com/products/adult_win_jp_hn/adult_win_cate_hn.html



Shippin' iz $5.00 USD, 'n EMS iz another $15.00 USD...

...Add $6.89 USD fer salez tax if U live in California.

[kyouki]

The point in this realtime molestation? Its to do 'damage' and to make them 'weak' and 'tired' enough for the male character to rape them. It's all very funny and i think that many people will enjoy this.

From a review on the site.

Holy shit, that's messed up. :/

[Banned VX]

HOW THE FUCK do they see rape as being funny? What kind of shit is that?!?

*totally pissed now*

[Skullening]

Yeah, normally I'm like "haha offensive stuff yeah take that, normalcy!" but this is just fucked.. Especially for people to find it "funny".. Killing cops and setting things ablaze = cool.. Beating women til they're weak enough to be raped = lame..

[kyouki]

On the other hand, we shouldn't get too upset. It's BATTLE RAPER after all. THE GAME THAT MAKES RAPE FUN!

:/

[kyouki]

Originally posted by Skullening
Yeah, normally I'm like "haha offensive stuff yeah take that, normalcy!" but this is just fucked.. Especially for people to find it "funny".. Killing cops and setting things ablaze = cool.. Beating women til they're weak enough to be raped = lame..

What about beating women cops until they're weak enough to be raped?
:trannie

[Fenix]

Originally posted by kyouki


What about beating women cops until they're weak enough to be raped?
:trannie

That's fine, so long as you don't set them on fire afterwards.

-F.

[Mike]

I wonder who's gonna be first to recieve their copy :s2hy:

EDIT: Oho, it's me! I'll try it To-nite:!

hey OT, have you played the game yourself yet?

[CEO of Dragon Punches]

Yeargh, I need to play this. Me thinks boysplitter has a copy.
<charges boysplitters house>

[Holden]

piracy to the rescue?