Classics Revisited : OT's The Shitmaster Saga

[Punchinello]

Presented to you now is the all-time classic soap opera : The Shitmaster Saga. I repost it for your enjoyment with the permission of the author himself, the inimitable Otomo Tenzi. This story is legend amongst HerV and Emux as well I believe.

http://greatpunchinello.homestead.com/files/other/Shitmastersoapbackup.doc

[EvilNeil]

That's beautiful.

"Dr. NuseXX" is king of all he surveys.

[McFluffy]

Woulda been nicer if you posted the whole chapter, and then released the following chapters in weekly intervals sir.

Anyone remember Mr.Mumfuck? :D

[Punchinello]

The end of the fic is beautiful - the showdown and the music pumped out so loud at the gas station... a masterpiece.

[Alicia]

The totally deranged and unpredictable Shitmaster then puts on a GAY-ASS dance by throwing both his arms up high in the air and then keeps them up there with both fists all clenched and everything, while he swings his hips and thrusts his lower abdomen back 'n forth to the rythm of the beat-



Boy: ( Embarassed but still dancing ) "Cut that out, Mr. Shitmaster! ...You're makin' me weak in the knees!"

= RATINGS

[Punchinello]

[b]Shitmaster: "Let's hang out at my house; I've just downloaded KOF 2000 last night!"

He was years ahead of his time.

ps : Some of the links still work - such as Dr.NuseXX's pic.
http://www.geocities.co.jp/AnimeComic/9166/little/kihara02.JPG

[Skullening]

Now everytime I see a fuckhead in a sports car blasting their shit music I'm gonna yell "PEDOPHILE!!!" and run away with my hands over my ass...

[misterogyny]

[B]
Shitmaster: "SHIT-SEX!!!"

Boy: ( Shocked look ) "...OMIGOD!"

Shitmaster: "Ha! Ha!! Ha!!! Ha!!!! Ha!!!!! Nah... I was just PLAYIN' with ya!
Don't take it serious!!!

Boy: ( scarred shit-less ) "......!"

LEET.

[Skullening]

FUCK! I just finished it and damn that was the best shit EVER.. only thing is.. is that the end? I WANT MORE!!!

[kyouki]

Shitmaster: ( recognizes the familiar face ) "Oh my SHIT!!! ...I can't believe it's YOU!"

[kyouki]

Dr. NuseXX: ( glances at the Lambo ) "Yep... Hey, you got yourself a nice car
there! ...You've got it made, you SHIT-STABBER!!!"

:D

-The totally unpredictable Shitmaster then all of a sudden got HELLA crazy and drank ALL of his BOILING-HOT coffee down in just one single gulp-

XD

Shitmaster: ( as he guns the gas ) "YEEEAAAHHH... YEEEAAAHHH... YEEEAAAHHH... IT'S A SHIT-FUCK!!!"

[ObiJay]

and a new generation of HerVerTs are introduced to the Shitmaster.

[Antaeus]

funny.shitfucking.stuff

[Punchinello]

and a new generation of HerVerTs are introduced to the Shitmaster.

Maybe it'll turn some of those queer newbies into manly men.

[Skullening]

Maybe it'll turn some of those queer newbies into manly men.

*begins to grow fur where there was no fur before*

[Punchinello]

Maybe even some pelt on yer back.





* checks in the mirror *

[Blitzkrieg]

The pics!!! You crazy kids... don't you KNOW that they're from Hyper Strawberry Switchblade (http://yuri.sakura.ne.jp/~hss)???

btw: check page 2 of the gift art ;)

[TODE]

*BUMP* for the good of the new generation.... OF THE FUTURE.

[CEO of Dragon Punches]

Good times.

[SILVER JUSTIN]

I cant read doc files due to windows being a choad about wordpad. Someone HTML'ify that bad larry.

[DarkPriest]

Wait so Otomo is "the shitmaster"? I thought that was what he called his car or somthin?

I'm only just starting episode 3 now.

[DarkPriest]

I just got done readin it. LOL It was actually pretty good.:supergrin

[SILVER JUSTIN]

someone mind making at least a .txt out of it? T_T

[DarkPriest]

I would but I wouldn't have anywhere to up it to.

[SILVER JUSTIN]

get on icq, fool. or aim. or mail it to me. or whatever. :shy

[DarkPriest]

Ok I'm on ICQ just check my profile for my number and contact me and I'll see what I can do.:shy

[SILVER JUSTIN]

o_O

[06:56:19] *** NOTE: This user is offline. Your messages will be received when he/she logs into ICQ.
[06:56:22] Justin: o_O

uh, you invisible or not receiving non-buddy messages or something?

Add 118541331 to your list.

[Otomo Tenzi]

H-H-H-H-Here ya go, Justin... :s2hy:



...In case ya still need it in text fermat.

[The Million Dollar Street Fighter Fan]

Yes, our almighty god is back :supergrin

How's it going OT?

[Otomo Tenzi]

Originally posted by DANfan
Yes, our almighty god is back :supergrin

How's it going OT?






...Kneel befer me now 'n lemme hear ya cry MEMOREX!!! :supergrin

[DarkPriest]

*kneels*


MEMOREX!!!!!!

[SILVER JUSTIN]

Welcome back OT :D

Now, if you excuse me, I have some reading to do. Oh, and...

ALL HAIL MEMOREX! :shy