View Full Version : I hear Tekken 4 is comeing out soon, I have some questions.
dw33b
10th September 2002, 12:50 AM
Have you fought them all?
Have you beat them all?
Do you think you have no equal?
Are you wrong?
Does the next evolution in fighting games begins with the series that set the standard?
Does Tekken strikes back with all-new graphics, game play mechanics, and fearsome fighters?
Do newcomers engage old favorites in interactive, multi-leveled arenas?
Do expanded game modes allow for deeper game play?
Did you think that Tekken couldn't look any better?
Do you think that Namco outshines its previous efforts?
Does the king of all fighting games return?
Will it show any mercy this time?
Do brand new fighters to mix-it-up with returning favorites?
Do game modes include Story, Arcade and the new Tekken Force?
Do all new mechanics include Interactive Environments and Position Change?
Are the infinite arenas are multi-leveled with interactive backgrounds?
Will you unlock hidden surprises?
Internet
10th September 2002, 12:52 AM
that should be on the back of the box.
Albert Wesker
10th September 2002, 12:52 AM
The answer
To all your questions
Is
TODE
10th September 2002, 02:14 AM
I'm sure someone thinks this is funny, dw33b. :supergrin
Internet
10th September 2002, 02:18 AM
Originally posted by Tigard's Own Dr. Evil
I'm sure someone thinks this is funny, dw33b. :supergrin
:bigtran
Effeser
10th September 2002, 02:21 AM
The Hivemind has yet to decide...
Holden
10th September 2002, 03:11 AM
deep technical humor
EvilNeil
10th September 2002, 11:04 AM
comedy scrubs
Spider
10th September 2002, 11:08 AM
Reminds me of those interviews Nintendo Power used to do with video game makers.
"Will this glorious video game be as mindblowingly holy and sacred as the last, illustrious creation which flew forth from your divine genius and became the new terminology we now use to represent God?"
Speaking of which, is Nintendo Power still around and is it still shitty?
Sklabah
10th September 2002, 11:09 AM
The back of the box is broken on high level play.
ObiJay
10th September 2002, 11:11 AM
Originally posted by Spider
Speaking of which, is Nintendo Power still around and is it still shitty?
Yes and it managed to get worse.
Holden
10th September 2002, 11:13 AM
in the past they at least had SOME basis for their "we're the only game in town" attitude.
Plus, you know, games would frequently come out that were worth buying.
Spider
10th September 2002, 11:16 AM
I honestly can't imagine how that would be possible. The last issue I read was all Pokemon strategies and secrets. So were the few issues before that. For a while there it had just become POKEMON MAGAZINE. Even Pokemon fans would get tired of that, I hope. Way back when they were cool though, they sent me a free copy of Dragon Warrior and had a decapitated Dracula head on their cover for Castlevania. Plus I actually used to like all the stupid little video game comics.
They sort of went downhill after it was apparent that the SNES was taking a fall. Plus all their ULTRA 64 hype was really annoying.
dw33b
10th September 2002, 12:41 PM
You people answered my questions about Capcom vs. SNK 2 EO why not this? I blame the Jew run media.
Cherrn
10th September 2002, 03:54 PM
http://cherrn.amok.dk/shitgame.JPG
Holden
10th September 2002, 03:58 PM
olllllllllllllllllll
Racewing
10th September 2002, 04:04 PM
Best pic ever.
teh funneh = none
10th September 2002, 04:04 PM
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EvilNeil
10th September 2002, 04:10 PM
I don't know what that means, but I approve.
Internet
10th September 2002, 04:55 PM
People who don't like Tekken are the exact people who I personally think shouldn't be playing it anyway.
Whatever the fuck that means.:rolleyes
Shin ATproof
10th September 2002, 05:17 PM
[Waits patiently for T4 to come out for US PS2]
misterogyny
10th September 2002, 05:50 PM
wow, someone used my "shit game 4" pic. =D
Cherrn
10th September 2002, 05:53 PM
You made that? Kudos point up! It's very well done.
misterogyny
10th September 2002, 05:59 PM
Originally posted by Cherrn
You made that? Kudos point up! It's very well done.
Thanks... I thought it was crap, to be honest.
Holden
11th September 2002, 02:53 AM
Originally posted by Internet
People who don't like Tekken are the exact people who I personally think shouldn't be playing it anyway.
2+2=4
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